March 2012
if you follow me, you a real ass nigga
im-a-walking-paradox:
"You're so.." finish it in my ask.
How To Say Tumblr
How to say Tumblr like an Australian.
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
BLARH
How to say Tumblr like an American.
STEP ONE
Tum
STEP TWO
Bler
How to say Tumblr like a Filipino.
STEP ONE
Tamb
STEP TWO
ler
How to say Tumblr in Chinese.
STEP ONE
Ching
STEP TWO
Chong
How to say Tumblr in British.
STEP ONE
TUM
STEP TWO
BLAH
How to say Tumblr in Russia.
STEP ONE
TUM
STEP TWO
VLERRRR
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idk man now that I said it I really just want to build a blanket fort and stay in it forever.
lindsaylohanthony:
i actually can’t date you unless you look like zayn malik
omfg does this mean I look like zayn malik or.
showing my friend a band
me: do you like this song
friend: it hasn't even-
me: oh wow it's starting ugh this chord is my favorite
me: LISTEN TO HOW HE SINGS THAT LISTEN GOD HE IS SO TALENTED AND PERFECT
me: AND THINK OF HOW MUCH THOUGHT HAS BEEN PUT INTO THESE LYRICS
me: THERE ARE SOULS GRIND INTO THIS SONG
me: I FEEL TEARS COMING ON
me: HOW CAN SUCH TALENTED BEING EXIST ON THIS PLANET
me: I'M GOING TO CRY BECAUSE PERFECTION
friend: we're thirty seconds into this song
When I go to hang out with my guy friends:
What my mom thinks:
Reality:
Tumblr: Here, have some kittens...
Tumblr: Delicious food? There.
Tumblr: I bring you some beautiful, insipiring art...
Parents/Roommate/Boss: *walks into the room*
Tumblr: PORN?
Tumblr: YOU SAID PORN?
Tumblr: DID I HEAR DICKS?
Tumblr: WHAT WAS THAT DID YOU MENTION HARDCORE GAY SEX?
If you like water, then you already like 72% of...
laugh-addict:
Anonymous asked: 1 12 16
come at me brah
love-and-anxiety:
The meaning behind my URL
Weakness
Best friend(s)
Last time I cried and why
Piercings I have
Favorite Band
Biggest turn off(s)
Fact about my sex life
Tattoos I want
Biggest turn on(s)
Age
Ideas of a perfect date
Life goal(s)
Piercings I want
Relationship status
Favorite movie
A fact about my life
Phobia
Full name
Tattoos I have
yes please :3
